Sayings
by Daddy Underwig
by Daddy Underwig
1. If you would elect a government that will protect you, then you damn well better be able to tell the dogs from the wolves. Be advised: Wolves always claim they're dogs.
2. Sheep have always had the vote, and they have always voted for whom they believe to be the dog.
3. I believe the attraction of an unrepentant liar is that he is as close to an honest man as we are likely to get.
4. Those who want a level playing field have been used to forming ranks at the bottom of the hill.
5. And by the way:
a) Those at the bottom of the hill have only one way to go.
b) Those at the top of the hill are keenly aware of this.
c) This is why hills are popular.
That is enough for now. I'm going to listen to some vintage Simon and Garfunkel and remember how sensitive and caring we were and how that was going to change the world.
Regardfully.
Daddy
2. Sheep have always had the vote, and they have always voted for whom they believe to be the dog.
3. I believe the attraction of an unrepentant liar is that he is as close to an honest man as we are likely to get.
4. Those who want a level playing field have been used to forming ranks at the bottom of the hill.
5. And by the way:
a) Those at the bottom of the hill have only one way to go.
b) Those at the top of the hill are keenly aware of this.
c) This is why hills are popular.
That is enough for now. I'm going to listen to some vintage Simon and Garfunkel and remember how sensitive and caring we were and how that was going to change the world.
Regardfully.
Daddy
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