Magic Mirror

Yeah, by the way, I too have had a good look at the reflection in Cheney's glasses. If that's a naked woman she's anorexic, lacking a head, and dragging a tarp around behind her. Look, I don't like the guy for a lot of reasons, but let's please get our stuff together. Fantasy criticism is a waste of time. So, quit it, O.K.?

Regards,
Daddy

All the News That's Worth

Gotta tell you, I still have a little faith left in the human race. The latest guy to win big in one of the lotteries didn't keep his job ("I'm outta here"), didn't buy a pickup truck (yet), and although he bought the winning ticket independently of his usual office pool, he honored his pledge and gave his buddies each a million.

One of the most popular myths of which I'm aware is the one claiming that those who suddenly come into great wealth just can't handle it. Well, this guy sounds like he'll do just fine. You can't buy that kind of class.

That's the best I've heard lately.

Regards,
Daddy